Immaculate

"So... will God be paying child support?"

What’s it going to be then, eh?

Brace yourselves up to witness one who is probably the most remarkable human being ever to draw the breath of life.

So, two terrorist gangs walk into a bar...

Love, tragedy, music and appalling deaths strike terror into the heart of the theatre at Christmas time - for the Phantom of the Pantomime is here, and he's behind you...

Once upon a time there were four children... Lucy, Edmund, Peter and Susan. Lucy thought she's found a magical land... In the upstairs wardrobe.

Two groups. Two plots. One pub. Sectarian sentiments are roused with drinks, debate and dire consequences.

Someone's stolen Christmas. Again. This time with MAGIC!