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She Can't Half Talk

So: A foetus, a cougar, a camera girl, a drag queen and a victim walk into a bar...


Wednesday 31 October - Thursday 01 November 2018


Bedlam Theatre




Sally MacAlister


So: A foetus, a cougar, a camera girl, a drag queen and a victim walk into a bar…

The EUTC presents an all femme monologue focusing on unusual and unheard perspectives. Be prepared to meet a foetus excited to meet her single mother, a camera girl questioning her life choices, a victim who refuses to believe she is one, a drag queen with separation anxiety and a cougar terrified of being forgotten.

Show Advisories: Abortion, Offensive language, Mentions of sexual assault, Flashing lights / Strobe lighting, Violence. Recommended 18+.

Latecomers may not be admitted.

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Cast and Crew


Director Sally Macalister

Producer Douglas Stephenson

Stage Hand Sophie Lee

Stage Hand Nancy Strahan

Stage Hand Leonie Findlay

Stage Manager Rowan Crerar

Tech Assistant Emma Hunt

Tech Assistant George Manchester

Technical Manager Becky Spiers

The Camera Girl Megan Lambie

The Cougar Kelechi Hafstad

The Drag Queen Myles Westman

The Foetus Julia Weingaertner

The Victim Tilly Botsford

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