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Troy Story

7:30pm

Date

Wednesday 16 March 2022

Venue

Teviot Underground

Price

£2/3/4

Author

Polly Dunn

Season

Festival of New Theatre in Scotland (FoNTS)

Description

‘SING TO ME GODDESS! SING OF THE BORINGNESS OF WAR EPICS AND THE UNCESSARILY LONG DESCRIPTIONS OF PEOPLES ARMOUR AND ALL THAT OTHER CRAP’ EVER GOT BORED OF THE TRADITIONAL WAR STORY FORMAT? FELT DISSASTIFIED WITH THE HOMOEROTICISM THAT NEVER PAYS OFF? THE LONG POINTY STICKS AND EVEN LONGER MANLY SILENCES? YOU ARE NOT ALONE. JOIN APHRODITE, OUR RECKLESS NARRATOR, ON A JOURNEY THROUGH THE EPIC HIGHS AND LOWS OF GREEK MYTHOLOGY, AS SHE TELLS US WHAT EXACTLY WE HAVE ALL BEEN GETTING WRONG ABOUT THE TROJAN WAR.
ALONG WITH AN ENTIRE PANTHEON OF GODS AND HEROES, THE RELENTLESS GODDESS OF BEAUTY SHAPES HISTORY WITH HER POWER OF LOVE, EXPOSING THE MOST OBVIOUS ROM-COM LURKING BEHIND ALL THE BLOODSHED! WITH THE ALL-KNOWING GODDESS OF WISDOM, ATHENA AT HER SIDE, WATCH AS APHRODITE GOES ON A JOURNEY OF SELF-DISCOVERY, ULTIMATELY LEARNING THAT LOVE MAY NOT BE ALL YOU NEED.

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